A woman went into a doctor's office with a baby & was taken into an examining room to see the doctor, who checked the baby, found him somewhat underweight and asked the woman, “Is he breast fed or on the bottle?" "Breast fed,” she replied. “Well then, strip down to your waist," ordered the doctor. She took@off her top and bra and sat on the examining table. The doctor started pressing, kneading and pinching both breasts for quite a while. It was a very detailed and thorough examination. He then motioned for her to get dressed The doc motioned to her to get dressed and said, “No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk.” The woman grinned and replied, “Well of course I don't – I'm his aunt - but I'm sure glad I brought him in!"
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Because ken comes in a different box
I thought, "How dairy?"
B - negative.
I finally had it and said, “Why do you treat me like dirt??”
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Ride on, ride on
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